Introducing reviewer #1!

In a small Texas hamlet, a blond angel of a child was born that would one day spew forth her projectile opinions all across this untamed void that we now call the Internet.

Yeah, that was me.

What right might I have to project my opinions out into the world like a frog on a hot plate? I’m passionate about my favorite things, and that’s that. I am a lover of art, music, films, books, books, more books, and more books on top of that. This site is a place to let thoughts on said topics twist, turn, and gel into Heaven-knows-what-kind of concoction. I’m having a visual of red jello with the fruit mixed in…maybe some nuts and marshmallows and whipped cream on top.

If you want to see what I do, where I live, and what books, movies, and music I like click on my profile. Now let’s talk about the things you won’t find on my profile…

I’m an artist currently most interested in acrylic painting, collage, and paper crafts. I’m a newly avid journaler, I enjoy watching the Food Network for new culinary epiphanies, and I have three dogs. My favorite color is blue, my favorite shoes are my “Jesus” sandals, and beaded earrings are God’s gift to women everywhere. I’m relatively laid back, but I have my little anal hang-ups including: I cannot leave my cruise control on standby, the light in my aquarium must be turned off at 6pm, and all the silverware has to face the same way in the drawer.

This site is a byproduct of the raves and rants that erupt spontaneously from myself and my good friend Non Vocabulum. We’ll be teaming up to review anything that will sit still, and we hope you enjoy!

With a toast to world peace and a sip for my homies…let us begin.